LADIES AND GENTLEMAN THE KING OF SASS AND RIGHTEOUSNESS
what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?
one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
Teen Titans Theme Song
Left Ear: Japanese, Right Ear: English
THIS SHOULDVE BEEN THE FUCKING THEME SONG
can we please discuss what the fuck is wrong with pennsylvania
I love my state.
you are married to your icon for 1 year congrats
1. im bombass
4. im cute
5. im a goddess