Reminder that what the Once-ler chose to do with all his money was build a place where he’d fit in.
Where everyone would have everything they could possibly need
Just like he didn’t.
Where people sang and danced all the time
So he wouldn’t be doing it alone.
And he’d be the centre of attention
Without being the object of ridicule.
That was his dream, and with all the money in the world, he built a place where he’d be happy.
And he never got to see it.
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
bless this post
i wonder how many times the spongebob illustrators and animators have completely lost their shit while trying to draw these omg
who you callin’ pinhead
A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”
So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.
Street harassment is not a compliment.
It’s that time again. Leave me some asks to come home to this afternoon!
“IM GONNA CUT MYSELF!!…a piece of cake! X3 xDD”
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
When you used to admire someone on tumblr but one day you’re just
and you feel really stupid for ever thinking they were cool